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Three women are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines
in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see
your fishing licenses." "We don't have any." replied the first women. "Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second,"we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and
we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris
you want." And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three women started
laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second woman said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are
steelhead in this river?!"
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Three Fishermen and a Mermaid
Three fishers were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered
them one wish each so the first fisher said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting
shakespeare.
Then the second fisher said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started
doing math problems he didn't know existed.
The third fisher was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his
I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisher said "yes" so the mermaid turned
him into a woman.
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot"
... unknown author
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